valentine's day gift guide
NSFW, i don't think. thongs, candy, lube, leather flowers, and a small but mighty vibrator.
i put together a smattering of gift suggestions for the impending love-themed holiday. send this to your crush, or just buy that lace bra for yourself. i listened to this playlist while i wrote this gift guide. enjoy, lovers <3
a dozen roses: since actual roses aren’t even in season… maybe she wants some CBD rose delights and a leather flower that will last forever. or a precious rosy waffle thermal. what if you got her some local blooms and this salt marsh rose candle?
WAP: it’s hard to get wet when you’re dehydrated. electrolytes and minerals are your secret weapon if you want to keep things flowwwing. my rec is pink yuzu from pludo.
good vibrations: a personal fav, the fin vibrator. play a little and take turns using it on each other. this sex gel is pH optimized and scent-free. plus it won’t stain your sheets, unlike other lube.
in bed: if you really want to pop your metaphorical pussy, i suggest a set from suite 702. endless colours and organic cotton. buy her a set, then mess it up together.
sweet tooth: i think she’d like some yummy lip balms. better yet, get her swedish candy. i bet a cannoli candle would be well received, especially if it accompanied real pastries in bed.
pointelle princess: the best cotton thongs. i suggest customizing a 3 pack.
mug off: write her a poem. then make her a gift certificate valid for a hotel ceramic piece. there’s a restock happening on 2/14, so if she's been wanting a chubby mug, set a reminder.
sex s(m)ells: i bet a perfume called sex and jasmine would be appreciated. perhaps a massage with everyday oil would be nice. or maybe smelling like the earth's vibrations is more her thing.
love fern: you could pop a cactus into this pink planter. or buy a few vintage pots and plant her favourite herbs.
heartbreaker: this silver choker would look great with nothing else on. these padlock earrings are cute and cupid approved. *but* if you live somewhere with a mom + pop jewelry shop, now's the time to go. they often engrave on site, and a simple pinky signet could be the start of her heirloom collection.
racy lace: the entire fruity booty valentines collection is darling enough to cause a scene. a lace scrunchie is never a bad idea. did i mention that lonely label has some sexy bras and undies?
pillow talk: while i personally advocate for sleeping naked, cute pjs are appreciated for midnight snacks and morning coffee. this deiji studios set fits the bill. i can’t stop thinking about this pointelle rose slip. but this balconette one is just as good. i bet she would look cute in this.
masterpiece: what says love like art? find a vintage frame and make some magic. framebridge works in a pinch too. keep it classic, or paint the frame for a pop of colour and go monochrome (inspo below). prints, memorabilia, and embroidery all serve as art. i bet she would like this courtney knight piece. this flower print will never wilt. my forever favourite, lord cowboy has a lot of great options. plus, they’re 20% off until tomorrow.
visual learner: a coffee table book won’t win for most original idea. but this zoe kravitz one is shot by purienne, and it has bonus photos of jeremy allen white. a little something for everyone.
the ultimate gift: a vasectomy <3
or maybe she just wants an annual subscription to good stuff… you should ask her.
